"Why do you keep calling it a Canada Goose? It's a Canadian Goose." - my step-dad, who refused to google it and kept laughing at me

(This is a fun idea! Just one thing, I want to remind people not to post things that could spark debates about controversial subjects, or to post quotes from other users without their explicit permission.)

Oh my lord that's brilliant! XD

I saw a tweet once that was about moving humanity to the closest planet, but in the middle of the tweet the person had just casually written "(the moon doesn't exist)" and the continued the argument as to why mars was a good option. what??? That implies that the person considers the moon a planet that doesn't exist... What makes this even more bizarre is that someone commented on the tweet and asked for an elaboration on that moon thing. The answer he got was just a "No", nothing else.

It was a while ago i saw this but I'm still confused how someone can come to that conclusion. No matter how i look at it, I can't make any sense of this. My main question is: if the moon don't exist, what is that big glowing thing in the sky at night? The sun in night mode?

"Bugs (bugs being a general term) aren't animals" bonus points if they try to include some awful justification. Reminds me of the time I once heard someone say that they were a vegan--then stated that they still ate chicken--when questioned, they responded: "chicken isn't an animal, it's a bird."

Also, everyone who goes "omg game freak is running out of ideas XD" whenever the company releases a new Pokemon design they just happen to not like. Most people who say that don't even know why they're saying it--they just hear everyone else say it, so they say it too in an attempt to look smart.