Granted, but it's objectively disappointing

I wish to un-lazy myself

Granted, now it's the only emotion you are capable of feeling. It gets to the point where it feels empty and dull. You decide to do some dangerous TikTok challenges in the hopes of having some fun, and end up killing yourself. How embarrassing, death by TikTok challenge!

I wish for _____

Granted. Now you have a schedule to commit crimes that will earn you a fine!

I wish for everyone here to take a step back and appreciate how I turned an inactive thread that hadn't seen any posts in years into one of the most popular forum games on Pixpet!

Granted, but there's always an evil twist.
I wish for oasop;wqoefipoewuewr[pri]][o[q8903489yfekd;klsapojoefkoef

Granted, you're not sick. But you are paralyzed forever and cannot move.

I wish for a dragon :0

Wish granted, but they are too expensive for you to play

I wish for hgafjd

Granted. But it starts an apocalypse that ends the galaxy.

I wish for better grades in school!

Granted. Facebook buys up the site and it gets more toxic as a result.

I wish my bird gets better from her cold.

granted but now prices for music and tv shows go threw the roof with no competitors (and did I mention that everything is pay per view now?)

i wish to have ALL ThE PIxPALsS

Granted but the stuffing is too soft and it deforms easily. :/

I wish for unlimited hoard recovery potions for my unicub.