Hi there!

While browsing the internet at 2 AM, I came across Pixpets and decided it would be funny to sign up. Nobody ever makes good choices that late. Now I'm a single mum to screeching abominations that consume my every waking hour, or something like that. To get my own back, I name them after things I don't like very much. That'll show them.

I would be very good at this game, but I haven't given the site owners any money yet so I'm doomed to suck.

PM me or send a friend request if you want. You shouldn't want to, but you can, I guess. I'll respond because being a blight on society gets lonely.

Name suggestions, please. Bloomers used to be a slang term for knickers, so I'm struggling to find something age-appropriate.

I should probably put this thing down, but he's so annoying the vet won't touch him. Looks like I'm stuck.