Buddy the Xeldron's Diary
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Oh, jeez. A legendary dragon who was named after an elf from a human movie. That's me. I was hoping to be placed in the home of someone cool, with a big house! But I was placed under the care of some weirdo lady who stuffs her pets that she can't fit in the house in a box, and who has a chair that's larger than me, a massive dragon. I will never understand why this has happened to me.

I still have no friends. The pets who decide to go hoarding with me usually are too lazy and return early. They also tend to be extremely annoying. Take Nyx, for example. Apparently the first victim of the crazy human. She's been here from the start, and I'm starting to think that the old cat is going crazy. Talking about eating Catnip, or something. I'm not even sure up to this point.

The human continues to add more of the annoying pets to her hoard. They're probably never gonna come out of that mysterious space void box thingy. I wouldn't know what it is. I've never really been in there, but Nyx has told me stories. She says it's dark, and cold, and lonely. No wonder they're all annoying or crazy. Being alone in the dark would probably do that to you.

You'd think that because I'm legendary, I'd get attention. But no. I am usually just sent out on hoards, and after that, they send me right back out with only an hour or two of resting. All I want is to have some free time and cuddle the plushie that looks like Nyx, or eat some pumpkins? Do I... like... Nyx? W-What makes you think that? I-I DON'T LIKE HER! I'm a dragon. Dragons can't like cats.

Well anyways, I suppose from now on I'll write about my bizzare hoarding adventures, as I don't have much to do. A big legendary dragon would rather write under a plant pot than just sit there outside in the pouring rain as I usually do. The human never lets me inside, for some reason. Should anyone find this journal... have fun. There's nothing interesting in here. It's just a bunch of dumb adventures. THIS IS A CALL FOR HEL~

Buddy