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...BOY.
Well, a Xeldron, I did not get. However, my journey was not fruitless..

It's time I told you a secret, journal, one that, uh... Cements legend into reality, as it were.

Hoard goblins are real, and they are mean.

It started simply as a legend to scare younger pixpets- "Don't go too far, or else the hoard goblins will get you...!" I hear a pleasant-minded Feliphene started the whole deal. I'd like to meet him. However, it was pure jokes and joviality to goof on a kid. I never believed it myself, but often wished for them to be real. As lovely and whimsical as being a bear that reads can be, I wanted nothing less than to be a brave explorer who found great discoveries in a novel.

"Be careful what you wish for," is an obvious trope I seem to have forgotten about. For, during one fateful hoard while I was a Unicubb, I.. Not to mince words, but I encountered a pack of ravaging shadowy shapes with inked maws and claws that could shred the fabric of time, I'd reckon. And I obviously came back from that hoard with nothing but a few coins and a seed that a Tuxo dropped.

Goblin encounters are rare, I've gathered. The thing is, I've been keeping it a secret from everyone I know. Everyone accepts the goblins as mythos, from superstition to full on disbelief... If they were to be confirmed as real, no one would go outside! Either the pets themselves would stall, or the owners would completely forbid it. The consequences would be grave indeed.

In any case. My experiences with them are limited, but informative. And... I've even busted them!

As I said. I did not bring back an albino Xeldron. But, with my newly matured body and mind, I was able to best the ravaging goblins and bring back a spectacular hoard. if i do say so myself. For, you see, weirdo who's reading my private journals...

Goblins are as real as you let them be!