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Member Forum Moderator Jan 30th, 2019 Posts: 723 Pixpets: 336 Pixdex: 139 | 4 Years ago May 14th, 2019 - 11:58 PM Nr. 1 #19713 Share your favourite (clean) joke! A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line, “OK, now what?” |
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Member May 2nd, 2019 Posts: 139 Pixpets: 36 Pixdex: 45 | 4 Years ago May 15th, 2019 - 12:04 AM Nr. 2 #19717 This isn't a joke, but more of a cheesy flirt I used. We were in stage crew, down in the woodshop, and I wanted to ask this girl out. So I took some chalk and made an "X", and when she came down, I started walking toward her, then pretended to trip. When she asked if I was OK, I said "Oh man, I must've fallen for you!" We dated for a total of four days... |
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Member Jan 5th, 2019 Posts: 143 Pixpets: 208 Pixdex: 50 | 4 Years ago May 15th, 2019 - 4:56 AM Nr. 3 #19736 2unoriginal, but I will always laugh at "claims to be pro-life. dies anyways" |
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Member Mar 26th, 2019 Posts: 80 Pixpets: 49 Pixdex: 55 | 4 Years ago May 15th, 2019 - 5:34 AM Nr. 4 #19738 1Oh man, I've found my new favorite thread. I've built my career on bad jokes and visual puns. But do y'all know what really gets my goat? El Chupacabra |
Member Early Adopter Apr 26th, 2018 Posts: 622 Pixpets: 217 Pixdex: 161 | 4 Years ago May 15th, 2019 - 10:21 AM Nr. 5 #19743 I have a soft spot for puns... sometimes i get on a roll and starts talking in puns xD Other that that meme jokes are true glory! And of course personal inside jokes. This one will probably make no sense to most people reading this because it is kind of niche but... you still take the damage! |
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Member Apr 1st, 2019 Posts: 16 Pixpets: 7 Pixdex: 7 | 4 Years ago May 15th, 2019 - 12:00 PM Nr. 6 #19747 1Whats black white and red all over A embarrassed penguin |
Member Forum Moderator Jan 30th, 2019 Posts: 723 Pixpets: 336 Pixdex: 139 | 4 Years ago May 29th, 2019 - 6:39 PM Nr. 7 #20876 2A man is washing the car with his son. The son says, "dad, can't we just use a sponge?" |
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Member Early Adopter Discord Moderator May 26th, 2018 Posts: 651 Pixpets: 135 Pixdex: 66 | 4 Years ago May 29th, 2019 - 9:26 PM Nr. 8 #20890 Quote by: @Kookaburra Ok, this one made me laugh lolA man is washing the car with his son. The son says, "dad, can't we just use a sponge?" |
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Member Sep 20th, 2018 Posts: 85 Pixpets: 43 Pixdex: 51 | 4 Years ago Jul 6th, 2019 - 8:43 AM Nr. 9 #23494 Quote by: @ToonLover4502 I would've just said, "Yeah, you're not fine. Go see the nurse." XD Dude, that's so cheesy that the nachos drowned. XD This isn't a joke, but more of a cheesy flirt I used. We were in stage crew, down in the woodshop, and I wanted to ask this girl out. So I took some chalk and made an "X", and when she came down, I started walking toward her, then pretended to trip. When she asked if I was OK, I said "Oh man, I must've fallen for you!" We dated for a total of four days... |
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