(Don't forget to say whether you support the above sug or not!)
Support! That would add a nice touch of realism to the game.

The entire site gets translated through several layers of Google Translate to appeal to its foreign playerbase! For example, "Item inventory" is now "Product list," "Adventure" is now "Or history," and "Forum & Help" is now "Eloni. rock platform."
This way, the game makes about the same amount of sense to everyone, which is to say none at all.