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Member Apr 23rd, 2019 Posts: 39 Pixpets: 3 Pixdex: 4 | 5 Years ago Apr 23rd, 2019 - 8:34 AM Nr. 1 #17639 1I personally have quite a treasure trove just from one ex-friend. "Neptune isn't a planet" -my one ex friend "Mammals aren't animals!" -also my ex-friend "Sharks aren't fish, they're mammals!" -ALSO my ex-friend "Monkeys are smarter than humans" -ALSO HIM "I want to be a dirty policeman and do illegal things behind their back" -ALSO HIM (Albeit paraphrased because I don't remember the exact words) "You picked up an eel? Weren't you scared it would shock you?" -My mom |
Member Early Adopter Forum Super Moderator Online Apr 6th, 2018 Posts: 1565 Pixpets: 322 Pixdex: 157 | 5 Years ago Apr 23rd, 2019 - 6:11 PM Nr. 2 #17660 "Why do you keep calling it a Canada Goose? It's a Canadian Goose." - my step-dad, who refused to google it and kept laughing at me (This is a fun idea! Just one thing, I want to remind people not to post things that could spark debates about controversial subjects, or to post quotes from other users without their explicit permission.) |
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Member Feb 21st, 2019 Posts: 153 Pixpets: 124 Pixdex: 41 | 5 Years ago Apr 23rd, 2019 - 6:33 PM Nr. 3 #17664 @Alzoru Your friend's quotes remind me of a really stupid thing someone said when we were in junior high. "Chickens aren't birds. They're related to birds." And the girl was arguing with me about this. One of my friends was trying to convince me the girl was entitled to her "belief" that chickens weren't birds. It's funny how we tend to remember really stupid things for a long time. |
Member Apr 23rd, 2019 Posts: 39 Pixpets: 3 Pixdex: 4 | 5 Years ago Apr 23rd, 2019 - 8:34 PM Nr. 4 #17674 Oh my lord that's brilliant! XD |
Member Dec 27th, 2018 Posts: 71 Pixpets: 55 Pixdex: 39 | 5 Years ago May 5th, 2019 - 9:28 PM Nr. 5 #18926 "It's too late to start loving yourself." |
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Member Early Adopter Apr 26th, 2018 Posts: 622 Pixpets: 217 Pixdex: 161 | 5 Years ago May 5th, 2019 - 10:03 PM Nr. 6 #18929 1I saw a tweet once that was about moving humanity to the closest planet, but in the middle of the tweet the person had just casually written "(the moon doesn't exist)" and the continued the argument as to why mars was a good option. what??? That implies that the person considers the moon a planet that doesn't exist... What makes this even more bizarre is that someone commented on the tweet and asked for an elaboration on that moon thing. The answer he got was just a "No", nothing else. It was a while ago i saw this but I'm still confused how someone can come to that conclusion. No matter how i look at it, I can't make any sense of this. My main question is: if the moon don't exist, what is that big glowing thing in the sky at night? The sun in night mode? |
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Member Mar 26th, 2019 Posts: 80 Pixpets: 49 Pixdex: 55 | 5 Years ago May 5th, 2019 - 11:03 PM Nr. 7 #18933 I was putting out some markdowns in the bakery when I overheard a woman exclaim "Oh look! They still have some barbarian cream donuts!" I want to believe that I misheard her, but deep down I know I didn't. |
Member Dec 26th, 2018 Posts: 45 Pixpets: 23 Pixdex: 24 | 4 Years ago May 8th, 2019 - 10:56 PM Nr. 8 #19184 "Bugs (bugs being a general term) aren't animals" bonus points if they try to include some awful justification. Reminds me of the time I once heard someone say that they were a vegan--then stated that they still ate chicken--when questioned, they responded: "chicken isn't an animal, it's a bird." Also, everyone who goes "omg game freak is running out of ideas XD" whenever the company releases a new Pokemon design they just happen to not like. Most people who say that don't even know why they're saying it--they just hear everyone else say it, so they say it too in an attempt to look smart. |
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