Granted, but you have to clean 10 public toilets to earn it

I wish to be more articulate

@HelenOfTroy
Don’t forget to make a wish!

Granted, now Pixpet goes bankrupt because ppl get free tickets from you instead of buying them.

I wish for a cute countryball plush that neither causes harm nor is itself harmed.

Granted. It grows as popular as Chicken Smoothie! And it becomes absolutely crawling with scammers, spammers, total jerks who bite the newbies, trolls, and all-around toxicity. Then Komodo has the bright idea of doing a collab with Flight Rising without FR’s knowledge, and a huge scandal follows: Draxgate. Then r34 artists jump on the bandwagon, causing the site to be flooded with pornography, and another scandal follows. Komodo, horrified at what he has created, wisely decides to shut down the site.

I wish for a countryball plush!

Granted…
…but the Paw itself disappears…
…and then it turned out to be all just a dream.

I wish my forum game was more active

Granted, now your farts sound like wind instruments!
I wish for better sleep.

Granted. Your free trial of Better Grades^TM has ended, please pay a small fee of $423890453345-90453890534890453045398 dollars in order to proceed.

I wish that the person below me has a merry Christmas

Granted, now you have to help work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year!
^^

I wish for the evil in the Paw to vanish

Granted, but you also gain some forbidden knowledge that man was never meant to know.

I wish for something bad to happen

Granted, but it’s made of plastic

I wish for ???.