granted, society as a whole collapses forcing all humans to return to a nomadic lifestyle, and as a result, the internet becomes derelict and neglected, and if there were even computers around to use it wouldn't even work.

i wish i could shapeshift

The paw becomes insulted after hearing that, and decides to drown itself in your bathtub!!

I wish for banana parfaits

granted, the paw itself disappears, that is to say, it is no longer visible. yet it keeps its shape and weight. it ends up causing many people to trip and break many bones. even out of the way from foot traffic, the thing reaks to high heaven, and thousands of dollars are spent fumigation the building.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me this time....