Granted, but like a real artist you can never draw the second eye just right nor can you draw hands no matter what you do. Even after practicing for years, just like me.

I wish for motivation.

Granted, but it's only slightly good (i.e. you find a rusted penny on the ground).

I wish for more wishes.

granted, but you never have enough food to send them on hoards in the first place.

I wish to be able to sleep easily.

Granted. You can cook any meal that involves dog liver!

I wish for this wish to get ruined

Granted, but now you're forced to work with a wanted criminal to hack the authority

I wish I could sleep-

Granted, you're now the greatest pokemom trainer, Youngster Joey.

I wish to be stronger

Granted, you're a literal stick.

I wish to be able to compose beautiful music.

granted. You have a toxic friend who you'll never get rid of.

I wish to cheer up someone's day :D

Granted, you get more candy next year but you get nothing on christmas

I wish to be taller

Granted, but now you can no longer grant a wish without adding an evil twist. Word spreads that you’re a terrible genie, and nobody wants to make wishes on you.

I wish for someone to post below me.