Granted, but it's for 2022 BC

I wish for something bad to happen

Granted, but they can't survive due to the nutrient-poor soil.

I wish for the evil in the Paw to disappear (but not its wish granting ability).

Granted. Now it's the monkey's foot!

I wish for better social skillzs.

Granted. You’ve been cursed to speak your wishes in riddles.

I wish for a more interesting life.

It disappears...
...and leaves behind a paw that can only grant one TINY, beneficial wish!

I wish that Chinese New Year would come sooner

Granted! I have a happy new year, and spend the next 364 days of the year in depression and misery!

I wish people in this world wouldn't be so criticizing, dramatic, or biased.

Granted! Now efjpioewfuiofewiowr089r243093-09345-0-9980+_)+)()*_)!+W+_)#+_#_+OP{FKe-=0eowrw-i0wefr-=eqw=90er-0re-34rr4dpkledfp[]erwf=0ser0=erfwererffwer[]efa][';sd';./sdfl,;dsaf0ewr9084-5t4e89ywepoijef[opef becomes the 2022 version of coronavirus, killing half the world's population!

I wish for better talents and skillz

Granted, the paw leaves the room

I wish all fruit drinks had no added sugar uwu

Granted, but now it’s twice as hard!

I wish this site was more active (within reason, and not in a NSFW way).

Granted, now you’re doing stuff meant for kindergartners!

I wish I could kick my internet addiction