Granted, you are better at art. You just can't notice the change because it's so freaking small. Oh, and also all your other skills (including breathing) are much worse now.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, now you have a single candy corn

Whoops sorry, I wish the chores was done without I having to do it

Granted, now you are a warewolf: a wolf that goes around trying to sell its wares. You’re never successful, because most people are scared of wolves. Your life goes out with a bang when you sell your wares to the wrong person…

I wish for something nice that doesn’t destroy anything, is not itself destroyed, and doesn’t ruin my life or anyone else’s.

granted. you are trapped in a horrible nightmare in which you die over and over again in. You never wake up.
I wish to have good dreams forever :D

Granted, but


I wish for chocolate

Granted, it’s a block of cazu martzu cheese.

I wish for floof

Granted! The bad thing that happens is that everyone you feel positively towards dies a slow, agonizing death, and then are eaten by your enemies. Their skeletons are then put in a grave, and all your enemies dance atop said grave.

Sorry Komodo

Granted, you don't have to go to school anymore. You decide to skip college. Once your parents kick you out, you cannot into decent job and end up homeless, deep in poverty.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for

Granted, you can fly...a kite!

I wish for more wishes

Granted, they're all eggs of species #47-A, and you can't hatch, auction, or return them!

I wish for a wish to ruin